Interest Form · 3 min · Anonymous

Ex-Mormon Snark
Women's Retreat.

Girls' trip meets ex-Mormon healing meets karaoke, cocktails, laughter, and making friends IRL. Nothing booked yet, we're just gathering intel.

It's totally cool to say you'd hate it. It won't hurt our feelings, it actually helps us focus.

💜 Kirsten & Megan
2026 · Concept stage
Audience · The Snark community
Format · TBD, that's why you're here
A group of women laughing and toasting drinks at an outdoor brunch table, the energy of post-LDS freedom
The vibe we're going for, basically.

However you want us to know you.

We won't send you anything weird. Just retreat news if it happens.

Would you be interested in attending?*

Be honest. We can take it.

How far would you travel?*
Which location sounds most appealing?*
What retreat length would you prefer?*
What price range feels reasonable?*
If it's overnight, lodging included?*
What activities would you be excited about?*

Pick as many as you want.

The big draw. The thing that gets you to say yes.

Cost, travel, childcare, time off work, anything. We're not going to be hurt.

Optional. Wild ideas welcome.

If we hosted a retreat this year, how likely would you actually attend?*

Realistically. 1 = no shot. 10 = take my money.

Not at all Take my money

Anonymous unless you give us your email. We'll never share it.

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You're in.

Thanks for spending three minutes on this. You helped shape what the first retreat will actually be.

You've entered the orbit.